I want to publicly and sincerely issue an apology to three individuals. I don't even know their names because, regretfully, I never asked.
Day by day by day I used you and, I dare say, abused you. You worked tirelessly, dependably, predictably, and I never appreciated you, or thanked you, or took you out for a nice dinner.
Dishwasher, washing machine, dryer, I'm sorry. I love you. I miss you.
Love,
Prune Handed Momma
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This is hilarious! It's amazing how we miss the little but very important "things" in our lives. I'll give my washer, dryer and dishwasher a special pat today just for you.
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